tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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realitytvgifs:

prepping for thanksgiving

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How to get a girl to like you

Find out her address, order her a pizza, pay for it on your card, send it to her house. Girls love free food. Said girl will then love you.

You’re welcome.



gurlplantt:

and another bun <3

gurlplantt:

and another bun <3

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lovelylamb sewing machine

lovelylamb sewing machine

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bandstillee:

HEY THIS MAY BE ALIEN TO YOU BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT TEENAGERS ARE CAPABLE OF LIKING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY’RE TALENTED AND NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE HOT

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trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

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militantweasel:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

Poverty has became so normal people just accept it now. But when someone attacks the poor, they get angry.

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shimadonna:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

we should start a bowling team when we all get to hell

shimadonna:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

we should start a bowling team when we all get to hell

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agents of sassy » coulson edition

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allthemiddlefingers:

lucrezialoveshercesare:

actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

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